Mock. I Mock. I Mock You. (and Jason too)

Mock Drafts that Mock People – Jason

Note: All comments are written as if Jason was responding to his draft picks.

C – Kenji Johjima

“The only guy I would trade him for is AROD and I have him so don’t ask about trading for him. He’s mine. All mine.”

1B – Mark Teixeira

“The only guy I would trade him for is AROD and I have him so don’t ask about trading for him. He’s mine. All mine.”

2B – Desi Relaford

“The only guy I would trade him for is AROD and I have him so don’t ask about trading for him. He’s mine. All mine.”

3B – Alex Rodriguez (keeper)

“I would trade him for Jose Reyes.”

SS – David Eckstein

“The only guy I would trade him for is AROD and I have him so don’t ask about trading for him. He’s mine. All mine.”

LF – Carl Crawford

“The only guy I would trade him for is AROD and I have him so don’t ask about trading for him. He’s mine. All mine.”

CF – David DeJesus

“The only guy I would trade him for is AROD and I have him so don’t ask about trading for him. He’s mine. All mine.”

RF – Gary Sheffield

“The only guy I would trade him for is AROD and I have him so don’t ask about trading for him. He’s mine. All mine.”

SP – Aaron Harang (keeper)

“The only guy I would trade him for is AROD and I have him so don’t ask about trading for him. He’s mine. All mine.”

CL – Francisco Rodriguez, Joe Nathan, Mariano Rivera, Joakim Soria and Trevor Hoffman

“The only guy I would trade them for is AROD and I have him so don’t ask about trading for him. He’s mine. All mine.”